St Anton
Bahnhof, with a few Japanese (not mine) in evidence
Today was
the day of the holiday when I skulked off on my own to Innsbruck , which involved a fairly early
train journey. Being of a naturally nervous disposition, I arrived at the
station about 30 minutes before my train was due, and - yet again, I regret to
say - it was just as well.
St Anton
is an unmanned station, which has one - that's ONE - automatic, touch-screen
ticket machine which (as I have found on previous occasions) requires
post-graduate degrees in logic and European geography to operate successfully.
When I arrived, there was a party of approximately 12 Japanese tourists failing
to come to terms with the technology - understandably - and becoming very
agitated since their train to Bregenz was due in about 10 minutes. When I
arrived they were shouting in various languages at poor Hansi and Georgl, who
were busy polishing the floor with a sit-on machine, and had no interest in
tickets or tourists.
I
normally try to hide somewhere in these situations, but my own train was
certain to be bang on time, and there was no way anyone was going anywhere
until these Japanese visitors were attended to. So - to my astonishment - I
found that I had been recruited to get some tickets out of the machine for
them. One of their number had a few words of German and a very few words of
English, and he had the battered look of someone who had been sadly exploited over
recent days - obtaining food, information and other of life's necessities for
his very animated friends. Amazingly, considering my ineptitude with machines
and the difficulty of assembling coherent thought when a dozen desperate people
are all shouting at once in Japanese, I got the ticket info into the machine.
Good so far, and now we had to pay for the tickets.
The
machine dismissed their credit cards without comment, and - more alarmingly -
also ejected their Austrian banknotes. I had panic-stricken visions of having
to pay for their tickets until I spotted the bit on the screen that indicated
that 50-euro notes were not accepted. We also found out that any smaller notes
which were other than fresh from the mint were rejected too, but eventually the
spokesman, bless him, organised a pooled supply of 10s and 20s, and also
organised for two of the party to flatten them out into acceptable condition,
and we made it. All that was needed then was to make sure they all got their
bags up the stairs to the platform and they were off. Rather foolishly, I found
myself waving them off, and then tried to get my heart-rate back to normal
before purchasing my own ticket. In passing, I must say that Japanese tourists
always seem to have very big bags - Japanese airline rules about maximum
baggage weights must be a lot more liberal than FlyBe's.
My day
trip to Innsbruck
was good, if a bit hot. As I sat on the wonderful, cool, silent train (Zurich-Vienna
express), I promised myself - yet again - that in future I will hide behind the
trolleys, or pretend to be dead until the danger has passed.
Your trip sounds delightful. And, I must admit, your experience with the put-upon Japanese brought forth a few chuckles on my part. Sad though that ticketing in so many rail stations on the Continent has been reduced to this kind of maddening automated experience. It was more fun years ago when there were actual people on the other side of counter.
ReplyDeleteBest Regards,
Stokes
What is the betting the ticket machine was originally designed in Japan?
ReplyDeleteAh, arigato Foy-san!
ReplyDeleteWhat a funny experience, so well described it had me genuinely laughing out loud! I can just picture the gaggle of frustrated Japanese tourists surrounding you :-)
ReplyDeleteLovely pics.
Lee.
Gentlemen - thank you for your kind comments - I am now back in the UK.
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MSF