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Sunday 16 December 2018

Hooptedoodle #317 - Segovia - Not to Be Sneezed At


 I've had a fiddly sort of week, sorting out my accounts, paying bills, tidying up. I also invested a little time in sorting some more of the dreaded lead pile into potential units for painting, and boxing them up in plastic sandwich boxes, labelled with Sharpie pen - "3 bns French lights - no command" and similar. You can see how this might work - if I can find where I have now put the little boxes I can get them painted up - if I can't find them then at least I have lost the lot in a single step, which is efficient in a rather specialised sense.

While I was involved in this scientific and worthwhile activity (which must look uncomfortably like mucking around to the rest of the world), I was listening to BBC Radio 3, as one does (or could do - other stations are available, of course). One of the recordings they played was of the great Spanish maestro of the classical guitar, Andres Segovia, and I was reminded that I am old enough to have seen him in concert - long ago, when the world was young.

Sketch of Segovia in concert in Brussels in 1932 - before my time...
My recollection was that the concert took place at Leith Town Hall (that's sort of Edinburgh to you), but I could hardly believe that such a gig ever took place. So I took time off the sorting and boxing to check online, which, of course, is exactly why these jobs take so long and where the accusations of mucking about probably arise.

The Leith concert did take place - in winter time, in early 1971, when Segovia was a plump-but-sprightly 78, on what was expected to be his final European tour. I got a ticket through my friend Thomas, who was very keen and had recently joined (I may not get this quite right) The Edinburgh Classical Guitar Society - it was they who were putting on the concert, and it must have been something of a coup for them. I went along because I was a fan, and also because I might never have the chance again [digression: I once saw Louis Armstrong at the Liverpool Philharmonic, exactly because my mum thought I should go, since it might be the last chance. If Napoleon comes to your town, you should go to see him, so you can tell the grandchildren, or bore some future generation of blog readers].  

Leith Town Hall in sunnier times - in fact, I'm not convinced the concert was in this part of the building
Thomas and I arrived late, just before the concert started. There were a couple of hundred people in the audience. It was dark in the hall, and pokey, and freezing cold (you could see your breath at the start, and the guests all kept their hats and coats on). We seem to have been seated on folding wooden seats, so it was also creaky and uncomfortable, but the worst thing of the lot was the acoustic ambience of the hall. Church-like echoes, and Segovia himself was almost inaudible - everyone had to keep very quiet throughout, and it all got a bit tense. I am getting ahead of myself...

At the appointed hour, Old Andres came out onto the platform. He didn't speak or smile at any time of the show - I can hardly blame him. He tuned up for a minute or so, and then began his performance - a nice bit of Albeniz or something. After about 30 seconds, someone coughed, Segovia stopped, glared around the hall and started again - from the beginning. Same thing happened during the third or fourth piece - laser-beam stare and start again. Since everyone seemed to have a seasonal cold, the whole thing became very edgy indeed. Everyone in agony in case they sniffed, or their chair creaked. I began to convince myself that I was certain to sneeze. While aware of the privilege of just being there, I spent the rest of the first half just wishing the thing was over.

Came the interval, and I joined Thomas in an adjoining room, where cups of tea (from the municipal urn) were available. I recall that I was still wearing my gloves. Thomas was spotted as a new member, and was buttonholed by the secretary. How were we enjoying the concert? Thomas and I had just been moaning to each other, but Thomas was tactful enough to avoid telling the Hon Sec that it had been one of the most harrowing hours of his life. He did ask why the heating wasn't working, and the question was dismissed out of hand. Warming (wrong word) to his theme, Thomas suggested that if the concert had been at the Edinburgh Usher Hall, or any serious concert venue, some tasteful amplification would have been used to boost the sound to a level where the paying audience could actually hear it. A couple of good condenser mikes and a competent sound man and the music would have been perfectly fine with just a gentle boost. Tasteful - you know how it might be.

The Sec almost had apoplexy, and raved on about how you cannot possibly reproduce the sound of the guitar through a microphone or any type of amplification equipment. Eventually he paused to take a sip of his tea, and presumably to gather his strength for a further onslaught.

For the only time I can ever remember, Thomas got a bit annoyed.

"Tell me," he asked the Sec, "at home, do you have recordings of Segovia?"

"Oh yes, I have just about everything he has recorded, including some very rare pieces which I obtained through a Spanish subscription club of which I am a member - wonderful, wonderful music, much of it from when he was in his prime."

"And you enjoy listening to these recordings?" asked Thomas, innocently.

"Of course - there is nothing finer"

"You do realise," Thomas continued, "that there isn't a little man in your gramophone playing a little guitar? - the sound comes from an electric amplifier, though a loudspeaker, and was captured for purposes of the recording using microphones. You did know that?"

The Sec turned on his heel (quite rightly), went off to rub shoulders with Andres himself. With luck, Segovia might just have bent his ear about the state of the hall, especially the sound, the near-darkness and the bloody temperature, and the fact that, by the way, the tea was crap...

The second half was slightly less stressful - the presence of all those coated bodies must have warmed the place up a bit, but I was still more than a little pleased when it was over, we could move around a bit and I could get rid of the flat area on my backside.


Segovia may have stopped touring, but he was still recording in 1977, when he was 84. He finally died in 1987 - I hope he was warm and comfortable and everyone kept quiet for him. Thomas lives in Northamptonshire now, and is still trying to play classical guitar, bless him.

Me, I live in Scotland and spend time mucking around with toy soldiers. We are - all of us - always just one cup of tea from history.

14 comments:

  1. I enjoyed this tale very much! Engaging prose, Sir!

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    1. Bless you, Jon - have a good holiday period!

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  2. Agreed. A wonderfully amusing yarn!

    Best Regards,

    Stokes

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    1. It surprises me how long ago it was - even more surprising is that in those days we didn't get too disappointed - it wasn't exactly stoicism, it was just that we didn't expect any better!

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  3. Classic yarn. I love your stories as much as the toy soldiery stuff!

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    1. Thank you, young sir - I fear that Segovia will always be remembered around here as a miserable old beggar, but it may have been the most wretched venue of his entire tour!

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  4. An excellent tale sir...
    I can vouch for the conditions in Lieth Town Hall...
    As I recall there was/ is more than one venue in the building...
    You were lucky though.... you had seats!

    All the best. Aly

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    1. I had a bad track record at LTH - later the same year I went to see Julian Bream in the same hall (warmer, though) - he was playing baroque lute, and he was brilliant - so brilliant that it convinced me to sell the lute which I had been struggling to play for a year or so. That is why I never became a world-famous lutenist. There are similar sad tales about why I never made it as a footballer and a few other things. Just bad breaks and a lack of talent.

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  5. Love the story, and also your wonderfully droll commentary on your weekend activities.

    "You can see how this might work - if I can find where I have now put the little boxes I can get them painted up - if I can't find them then at least I have lost the lot in a single step, which is efficient in a rather specialised sense."

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    1. Thank you Peter - the apparent drollery is merely a little insight into the cruel conspiracy which runs things here at Chateau Foy - objects disappear without explanation, or move about between cupboards by themselves. Then, when I get Madame to help search for them, they reappear where they were supposed to be in the first place, though I have already looked there. Sometimes, if I listen hard, I swear I can hear faint laughter. There! - did you hear it....?

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  6. I was going to make an attempt on a comment about barcoding the storage boxes so you can scan them into inventory and track them but after that marvellous segue into the Segovia affair it seemed just too trite and off the mark. So I'll just go with a 'bravo' or two.

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    1. Thanks Ross. Barcoding the boxes is a great idea - only snag is I would need to be able to find the barcode reader too. Perhaps I could put a barcode label on the barcode reader, but then I'd need another reader to scan it. The second reader would need to be in the inventory. I'll have to think about this.

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  7. Which is why we should enjoy each cup of tea to its maximum I suppose. In my case it would be coffee.

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    1. Absolutely correct. Back in the day, any coffee at Leith Town Hall would have come out of the same old boiler they made the tea in, barnacles and all, which is not an attractive idea. What we needed at the time was brandy.

      Have a good Xmas, Matt - all the best.

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