Good - pleased with the result. A respectful depiction of a small man, at which no-one could possibly take offence.
Looking a little like a Hobbit-General, Wee Willie Baillie poses next to a nifty pond I got for a knock-down price at the York Wargame Show. |
Since I have experienced enough drive-by flamings to learn not to criticise anyone else's internet presence, I offer no judgement of these claims. The Professor, though, was less tactful. He reckons that the three websites which offer the Puss in Boots picture as a likeness of William Baillie have misled each other - what De Vries describes as the classic internet closed-circle of mutual confirmation. He also reckons that a person who spoke Dutch and had even a slight familiarity with Google would not have taken very long to learn the truth of the De Schuttersmajltid painting. The date, the event, and - especially - the people in the picture are known.
The bad news? Too late; wrong people. Is that a klaxon I hear...?
In fact, the event depicted was a lunch in celebration of the Peace of Münster, 18 June 1648, held in the headquarters of the Amsterdam Crossbowmen's Guild (St George's Guard).
The people portrayed are actually recorded as being: (right, with silver horn) captain Cornelis Jansz. Witsen, (shakes hand of previous) lieutenant Johan Oetgens van Waveren, (seated behind the drum, with flag) reserve officer candidate Jacob Banning, sergeants Dirck Claesz. Thoveling and Thomas Hartog. Additionally: Pieter van Hoorn, Willem Pietersz. van der Voort, Adriaen Dirck Sparwer, Hendrick Calaber, Govert van der Mij, Johannes Calaber, Benedictus Schaesk, Jam Maes, Jacob van Diemen, Jan van Ommeren, Isaac Ooyens, Gerrit Pietersz. van Anstenraadt, Herman Teunisz. de Kluyter, Andries van Anstenraadt, Christoffel Poock, Hendrick Dommer Wz., Paulus Hennekijn, Lambregt van den Bos and Willem the drummer.
Not a bloody Scotsman in sight.
Sorry about all that. I am left with the mystery of where Nigel Tranter got his information about Baillie. Frankly, I'm not bothered - Baillie, it is well known, was a small man with a squeaky voice - here's a squeaky model of him - do you have a problem with this?
The best things come in small packages , but so does rat poison my dad used to say (I'm only 5'4" Baillie material)
ReplyDeleteTony, you are still a giant to me. How's the walking going, by the way?
DeleteSteadily away approaching the first 100 miles in about a couple of days , the fine weather is incouraging me , however 'winter is coming!'
DeleteStout fellow - I'm supposed to have started on a bit of a fitness programme, but lost a month with a chest infection. Must get cracking!
DeleteWell, that chap's blog explains everything if you read a little further. What a fascinating insight. I feel particularly enlightened by the revelation that Angela Merkel is, in fact, Hitler's daughter and that the nine year gap between his death and her birth was contrived using mirrors. Or was it magnets?
ReplyDeleteGreat character figure, and given the lack of any definite proof that Baillie wasn't a small man with a squeaky voice, it could be a perfect likeness. Well done!
I found that blog gave me a remarkable thirst for beer. One thing that was not explained was how you can achieve the promised download of his book, "Covenanter General". I may risk another visit, but I'm definitely writing my name and address on the soles of my slippers before I do.
DeleteThe bloggist is good value - he has been a lot of very interesting people in past lives. I don't know if he has also been a few uninteresting people, but I don't think he mentioned them. Identifying with the wrong portrait of Bill Baillie is a bit awkward, I think.
I downloaded the book. I've had a little peek. I'll have another one later.
DeleteIn the meantime, you'll get a lot more insight from this video - but you have to promise to stop it after a few minutes. Leave it on long enough to learn that matter is actually a Slinky vibrating end to end, though. This could be the Merkel magnets?
https://youtu.be/J4ryJEgwlFY
It's a wonderful, wonderful world.
Oh my word. You didn't warn us about the doughnuts. We are all linked by a cosmic doughnut.
DeleteMade me think of Terry Pratchett, for some reason.
I'm agog for what the book might reveal.
OMG - as I believe the "yoof" say. Love his belief that the repro helmet was actually Baillie's.
ReplyDeleteUnlikely though it may seem, there is a theory that Baillie's original helmet was a Kangol "Santana Mk V" bought from Halford's in 1972.
DeleteAll of this is absolutely fine with me, by the way.
I'm Napoleon III's pet dog.
ReplyDeleteNow you're being silly. It's a well-known fact that his dog couldn't ride a bike.
DeleteNeither can I! I have the scars to prove it!
DeleteOops! :-)
DeleteI’m Bill Baillie and so’s my wife.
ReplyDeleteThat's more like it - excellent.
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